Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed D*ck Photos
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James Joyner | Friday, December 29, 2006 |
Remember Mike Vanderjagt, the Colts’ idiot, liquored up kicker? He’s a frackin’ genius compared to Jeff Reed, his Steelers counterpart.
Deadspin has the story, which he reported on Christmas Eve:
The story goes that Reed was hitting on these two ladies, was eventually shot down, and then Jeff Reed did what any of us would have done: he stood in front of a mirror, pushed his pants down, and took a picture of the top of his junk.
He then sent said picture to the ladies to let them know what they were missing out on. Since then, the ladies went into a deep depression, began to cut their arms, and are now both currently having sex with David Akers.
Now, I can’t promise you that any of that is true. I can’t even tell you for sure that that’s Jeff Reed. If it is, though… I seriously doubt that Jeff Reed’s the type of guy who will be the least bit embarrassed about this.
I’ve always thought Reed was a pretty good kicker, and I’ll tell you what–that guy knows his way around a razor, too.
What is it about kickers, anyway?
Via ASL’s J. Harvey.
The photos in question are below the fold, in more senses than one.
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