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Ozzie Guillen is Crazy

When asked about the White Sox doing a 20 year reunion for the 2005 team similar to the one done for the 1983 team Ozzie painted an artisitc picture of the future.

”Those ceremonies — ‘Oh, let’s bring back those guys from 2005,’ we’re all crippled and fucked up, pushing wheelchairs, kids crying because his dad was on the ballclub — fuck that,” Guillen said. ”I don’t need that bull. A bunch of fat guys, another one is broke. ‘Hey, where’s your ring?’ ‘Oh, I don’t know, I sold that son of a bitch two years ago.’”

What does White Sox Management think?

Said Sox vice president of communications Scott Reifert: ”I guess we can scratch the reunion off the list.”

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