10 Worst Sports Movies of All Time (VIDEO)
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| Thursday, April 5, 2007 |
Neil at Parlayer ranks the 10 worst sports movies of all time, including short video clips from each proving how bad they are.
The bottom 9:
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10. Rocky V
9. Juwanna Mann
8. Air Bud: 7th Inning Stretch
7. The Big Green
6. Like Mike
5. The Next Karate Kid
4. Pride
3. Gridiron Gang
2. Caddyshack II
He provides detailed explanations at the link and they’re worth taking a look at.
And the winner (or is that loser?) for worst movie of all time…
1. Drumline Wow, a guy from B2K (looks like this has been updated a lot lately) as the film’s star. That’s always a great omen for a sports film (I know, this is a real stretch for a sports film, but it’s so bad it deserves this status). But seriously, who’s on deck for the lead in Drumline 2? Drew Lachey? I bet you can’t guess what happens after the violence in the scene above. Believe it or not, the arrogant prodigy drummer (Nick Cannon) gets kicked off the team, eventually makes amends, comes back as a team player, and they all live happily ever after. I bet you never could’ve seen that coming. Personally, I would’ve preferred an alternate ending, where Cannon’s misfortunes cause him to drive around after killing a half bottle of vodka with a loaded gun and a machete, until he’s eventually pulled over by cops and tazered to the ground. Maurice Clarett could even play the lead.
- NHL suspends Carolina Hurricane Tuomo Ruutu for 3 games
- 35 points down but triumphant- Sacramento beats Chicago 102-98
- How about them Florida Panthers?
- Togo national soccer team shot at in Angola
- Malaise- Calgary beats Florida 2-1
- Denver Bronco TE Richard Quinn arrested on domestic violence charges
- Dallas Cowboys Kicker Battle: Gramatica v. Folk
- 2008 NFL Draft
- Gil Brandt on NFL Draft Philosophies
- Oregon RB LaMichael James arrested on domestic violence charges
- Eight is Enough- Edmonton beats Chicago 8-4
- Lydia Ko wins New South Wales Open
- The Comeback I- Pittsburgh Penguins beat NY Islanders 5-0
- Seattle Mariners Outfielder Greg Halman stabbed to death at age 24
- Hee Young Park wins CME Titleholders Championship
- Oklahoma State Women’s Basketball Coach Kurt Budke dead at 50
- Costly mistake- Blackhawks waive Rostislav Olesz
- Manager Tony La Russa announces retirement
- Puck Drop- Florida Panthers start the 2011-12 NHL season
- 13-time PGA Tour winner Dave Hill dead at 74
Drumline is not a sports movie, it is about a band. And it is not that bad, actually.
I suggest we replace it with a real stinker of a sports movie: Eddie.
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