Baseball Player Accidentally Assaults Wife
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Mister Biggs | Friday, May 4, 2007 |
In the greatest baseball irony since Chuck Knoblauch hit Keith Olbermann’s mother in the face with a baseball, Jay Gibbons managed to assault his wife during a baseball game, while standing at home plate and batting.
The odds of such an occurrence seem insurmountable, yet Jay Gibbons pulled off the unimaginable feat: He hit a foul ball that injured his wife.
The scene occurred in the ninth inning of the Baltimore Orioles’ game against Minnesota on Saturday. Gibbons fouled a ball straight back over the screen and into the rib cage of his wife, Laura.
All one can say is….”What are the odds?”
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That happened 7-8 months ago. Why bring it up now?
It got emailed to me by a co-worker today, thought it was funny, didn’t think to check the date. My mistake there.
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